"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"
nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”
"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it
Anonymous asked: Hmmm... Tumblr Pro? What's the date today? XD
Lame. I kinda want that top hat back.
Divorce probs #2
Client: Doesn't it bother you that your parents are divorced?
Me: Uh.. no. I love my mum to death but I woulda divorced her too.
Fall in love with
the sound of her
it will be the first
thing you will lose
when she is
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
— (via fuckinq)
and why does my picture now have a top hat..?