1. sheep-boy:

    "guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

    nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

    "your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

  2. White girls and tequila.

  3. Anonymous asked: Hmmm... Tumblr Pro? What's the date today? XD

    Lame. I kinda want that top hat back.

  4. I didn’t know I could miss her this much.

    I didn’t know I could miss her this much.

  5. Divorce probs #2

    Client: Doesn't it bother you that your parents are divorced?
    Me: Uh.. no. I love my mum to death but I woulda divorced her too.

  6. stolenwine:

    Fall in love with
    the sound of her
    voice before
    anything else;

    it will be the first
    thing you will lose
    when she is
    gone.

  7. captnblackbeard:

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

Wow, this has been one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever seen on this website

    captnblackbeard:

    penis-hilton:

    givemeinternet:

    The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

    the last one was an orgasm

    Wow, this has been one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever seen on this website

  8. Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
    So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

    — (via fuckinq)

  9. What is this free tumblr pro thing that I just activated

    and why does my picture now have a top hat..?

  10. (Source: facebook.com)